
House: "Foreman expects me to read an x-ray on this itty bitty screen. He should have emailed me a larger phone."
House: "Who wants to go to the Pillow Fighting Championships? Rutgers has a great team this year. So glad their anchor didn't go pro."
House: "Isn't it annoying when everybody in the room knows something you don't?"
House: "Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low cut."
House: "Your outbox is three times normal size. That wasn't a metaphor."
House: "So now you either have to come up with a convincing lie or tell her the truth. Your choice."
House: "I like to know how much boredom I'm missing."
House: "Just when you think you've left Flock of Seagulls in the rearview mirror, suddenly it's up ahead like an undead hitchhiker."
House: "She's not some floozy in a bar, she's the floozy I work for."
House: "It's seven in the morning. Somebody better be dead."
House: "We've moved on to a new phase. I tell Cuddy I've always been interested in her, she leaves the room."
House: "The oncology department is subsidized by drug companies. They don't want it run by a murderer."
House: "Studies show that ten dollar wine tastes better when you're told it cost ninety dollars. I'm sure the same is true of grape soda."
House: "I can't convince her my entire personality's changed in a weekend. It would be like expecting you to not sacrifice yourself in a stupid and self-destructive way."
House: "Words can hurt, you know."
House: "That awkwardness would probably go away if I left."
House: "Yeah, you should let her know I drugged you so you wouldn't confess to murder."