Brave Heart

A dying patient insists that he has the same disease affecting his heart that killed his father and grandfather at the age of 40. Meanwhile, House discovers that he has a hearing problem while trying to duck student rounds.

House: "The dice have no memory."

House: "You want to take this case because he's yet another lonely, sad puppy? You should have been a vet."

House: "He's only agreeing with you because he wants to have sex with you. And by the way, I also agree with you."

House: "Did she tell you how to stop me?"

House: "Now I've done it. There's urine everywhere."

House: "Gosh, the great thing about the teacher student relationship is that the teacher can often learn more from the student. Have you learned anything yet?"

House: "I did notice someone's daddy chromosome has been severely damaged by someone else's bleeding heart chromosome."

House: "I'm sure there were plenty of lies that would have worked just as well. Except without the years of therapy."

House: "I don't think there's anything I can screw up that we haven't already screwed up."

House: "I guess the autopsy will have to wait a little bit."

House: "Was the hospital serving puffer fish last night?"

House: "Let's work from the tenuous assumption that we're not idiots."

House: "What's really scary is I'm hearing whispering while not on Vicodin."

House: "You are a woman, you can do anything."

House: "You sure you're only one woman?"

House: "When I come back I want three new ideas. One of them has to not be stupid."