Instant Karma

A wealthy businessman brings his teenage son, who is suffering from inexplicable stomach pains, to Princeton Plainsboro and insists on having Dr. House handle the case. The father of the patient believes the karmic penalty of his financial success is that he is victim to personal tragedy, and that the answer to his son’s medical mystery lies in a reverse of fate rather than medical treatment. Meanwhile, Foreman and Chase prepare to present information on the Dibala case.

House: "Right now I'm Kobe, playing the game I love, however the hell I want and Phil Jackson has to listen to everyone else bitch about it."

House: "Don't usually see brain damage after a rectal biopsy."

House: "I assumed you were lying because it would be idiotic to tell me the truth."

House: "Since when has cancer been considered nothing?"

House: "Continue to say nothing if you agree."

House: "And if you're telling the truth, you're even more rational than, well, maybe not more, but then again, more sane. You're gonna be a good boss, Boss."

House: "I'd be a lot more certain if it was my idea, but it's as good as we've got."

House: "Just waiting for whatever is about to go wrong."

House: "He loves power, I love puzzles."

House: "I believe he believes him."

House: "The billionaire thinks the gods will treat him better if he's broke."

House: "Who said the world was supposed to work?"

House: "He's irrational. So are most people. Unfortunately, doesn't make them sane."

House: "People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get, and there's nothing any of us can do about it."

House: "She's a smoking hot, newly single bisexual."

House: "Cause I was born with a heart three sizes too small."

House: "He still alive?"

House: "I doubt we'll ever be treating any genocidal dictators again."

House: "Better a murder than a misdiagnosis."