
House: "Oh my God it's three years ago! — Does that mean I'm still crazy?"
Foreman: "Douglas owes me a favor."
Thirteen: "Most people send chocolates."
Foreman: "I'd stand outside your apartment all night holding a boombox, except you told me you hate eighties music."
House: "Then it's perfectly justified to gaslight your friend who just graduated from crazy school."
House: "Coping skill number one - total avoidance."
House: "Booty call? Give me twenty minutes not to shower."
House: "You're not actually saying I have too loud a cane?"
House: "Only in the sense it has a rubber tip on the end, not a tap shoe."
House: "You'll be able to sip Courvoisier next to a replica of the Playboy grotto once you tell him what you've got on him."
House: "Patient's dying, I'm done with clever."
House: "If you believe in God, pray that this works. Also you might want to ask him why he blew off your arm."
House: "There is a reason I hired you. You used to know what to do with a locked door."
House: "Take a stand. Either do something or shut up."
Wilson: "How was your first day of school?"
House: "I didn’t pee once in the sandbox."