Both Sides Now

House takes on a case of a patient with two different personalities as a result of having the left and right part of the brain operating independently. Meanwhile, he deals with the aftermath of his night of sex with Cuddy.

House: "Just warning you; I'm in a good mood and largely pain free so I have no idea how things are going to."

House: "Where would junior high be without our ability to judge people on aesthetics?"

House: "It's a universal daisy chain of peace and love that throws buns at people."

House: "Isn't that locking the barn door after the horse has put his face between your breasts for an hour and a half?"

House: "Her lips say no, but her hormones say 'Oh my God, yes, more.'"

House: "Outcome two is that she kills me. I think it's fifty-fifty right now."

House: "That's the breakfast of relationships; most important one of the day."

House: "I'm sorry, I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone."

House: "Three wives. And as soon as you build them up to be well, as self-sufficient as they were ever gonna be - they drift out of your orbit. And you get sucked over to a planet with needier gravity."

House: "Because, in HouseLand, and the rest of the universe by the way, when a question presents itself, it calls for an answer."