A House Divided

A deaf 14-year old wrestler suffers from hearing problems during a match, but his mother refuses to okay cochlear implants. Meanwhile, House's insomnia proves a curse and a blessing.

House: "I need a script for sleeping pills. Neighbor's dog has been keeping me awake, and is strangely invulnerable to poison."

House: "Wedding's in two weeks? I'd say you were pregnant, but Chase's body isn't mature enough to produce sperm."

House: "Of the two things I do well, bachelor parties rank towards the top."

House: "But I read a book on it eleven years ago; fierce, sexy Sherpa on the cover."

House: "It's like the zoo; Except you can bang on the glass as much as you want."

House: "You're not on the guest list. A bachelor party is an ancient and sacred male rite of passage."

House: "She's the one that got me hooked in with Madoff."

House: "So...and I see no logical way around this, if you want your marriage to matter, you have to be a wanton trolling muck-covered pig the day before."

House: "Why go back to that well? In the nine years since Wilson's party, a whole new generation of hot girls have been abused by their stepfathers."

House: "Why would you remember that a stripper loved cats?"

House: "Old Testament, right? Ball for an ear."

House: "I'll blind him too, if he wants to experience that culture."

House: "My Patient is opting into a handicap; he's an insult to every other gimp out there."

House: "I gave that idiot an implant to prove to him what an idiot he's been. How is that nice?"

House: "So I need to cancel the fart band?"

House: "I value your opinion. I value rejecting your opinion."

House: "Certainly explains my lack of eyebrows by the end of the evening."

House: "Use the other bathroom; it's in the kitchen, looks like a sink."