Locked In

House is injured in a motorcycle accident in New York and finds himself in bed next to a patient suffering from complete paralysis. As House transfers the patient to Princeton to determine what's wrong with him, Wilson tries to find out why House was in New York.



House: "Hey Genius, I think it violates certain ethical laws to rip the organs out of a guy who's still alive. Certain laws too."

House: "Can't bring Mohammed to Princeton, bring Princeton to Mohammed. Meet my diagnostics posse: hot, dark and darker."

House: "His doctor's busy teaching him how to blink out 'kill me' in morse code."

House: "Apparently I underestimated your hubris. Don't worry; people do that to me all the time."

House: "Found you a late Victorian corset, I'll come by later and we can tie you up."

House: "How dare you use my logic against me?"

House: "You live ten miles from Mary's Dress Shop. That's one of the ten reasons I think you may be a transvestite."

House: "Amazing. A man with only two words at his disposal can still lie."

House: "If he did, he would have hung a Mission Accomplished banner in my outer office."

House: "Fact that he stole your idea means he cares -- that's all I needed to know."

House: "You underestimate the entertainment value of your obsessions."


















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