The Softer Side

A patient with both male and female DNA has the team stumped. Meanwhile, House starts acting nicely, raising Cuddy's and Wilson's suspicions that something is terribly wrong.

House: "Our new patient -- part girl, part boy, ALL Thirteen's dream date."

House: "Way to multi-task impress the boss and humiliate the ex."

House: "Who needs med school when you have WiFi?"

House: "Completely unfazed? You think I'm totally lacking in any fazing? The idea that I'm anything less than half-fazed I actually find offensive and greatly fazes me."

House: "Without the Hoff it ain't Knight Rider."

House: "I think my penis stopped breathing; Do you know CPR?"

House: "I'm fine other than the fact that my nurple is now purple..."

House: "Back off; only Thirteen gets to grab my nipples this time."

House: "Unless the next stanza reads: hoping to fry my brain to death, I smoked some primo crystal meth' - I'm not interested."

House: "Okay I admit it. I have bulimia. But I look good, don't I?"

House: "Stupid product: heroin without the high."

House: "I'm not breathing, but that's strictly voluntary."

House: "What I put in my body is my business; I don't give you grief over your vegetables."

House: "Surprisingly, hookers are cheaper. And don't sue for sexual harassment."

House: "Patient dead or do I need to do anything?"

House: "You gave birth to a freak of nature, doesn't mean it's a good idea to treat him like one."

House: "This is the only me you get."