Unfaithful

House struggles with his own beliefs as he takes on a case of priest with a disturbing past who runs a shelter for homeless people and sees a vision of Jesus.

House: "If she invited you to a ceremonial lynching, would you go?"
Wilson: "It would depend on what she was serving."

Daniel: "Einstein said, "Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous.""
House: "Woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich.""

House: "Wow, wish I could but I've already put down a deposit on sixteen crates of jello."

House: "Religious hokum or sponge bath. Can I get back to you?"

House: "Let me put it in terms you might better understand: If you don't split, you must quit"

House: "You are a wuss: part wimp, part puss."

House: "World's most boring case just became a page turner and you want to tear out the last chapter?"

House: "Must be my lucky day; new symptom means old symptom was a real symptom and I get to keep our pederast priest after all."

House: "So the good news is he didn't have a heart attack. Bad new is, I apparently fired the only guy who actually knew what a heart attack looks like."

House: "So the man of God who doesn't believe in God had a heart attack that wasn't a heart attack. Do I know how to pick awesome case or what?"

House: "And you don't want to work so just go buy me a lotto ticket. The sicker he gets the luckier I feel."

House: "She's trying to play me; if I let her succeed, then the terrorists win."

House: "So, other than it can't see, it's a perfectly good eye."

House: " want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. But I don't think it's a good idea to tell people to go fornicate with fruit."

House: "Hey I was just talking about you. Well, not about you specifically -- about Whores and hypocrisy."

House: "Why do people suddenly find religion when they have kids? They don't believe it but why do they want their kids to?"

House: "So the fact that it makes no sense makes sense?"

House: "Father Nietzsche has AIDS."

House: "I'm incapable of acting like a human being."

House: "Religion is not the opiate of the masses; religion is the placebo of the masses."

House: "The fact that I was wrong is NOT a proof of God."