The Greater Good

A former cancer researcher collapses in the middle of a cooking class, and the team is forced to reevaluate their own lives when they learn she gave up a promising career to seek personal happiness. Meanwhile, Thirteen suffers adverse reactions from the clinical trials, and Cuddy gives House a dose of his own medicine.

House: "Why do you think the elevators would be out to get me?"

House: "Just practicing for my clown college audition."

House: "Get a piece of her lung and stick it under a black light. If it glows, the sick children who need her souffle can breathe easier."

House: "I'm happy for you. Love so deep you're ready to chuck your medical license to give her powerful, unproven drugs with dangerous side effects. I don't want to make assumptions about your feelings for me...but I do have a birthday coming up."

House: "Oh thank you, RationalizationMan, you've saved the village."

House: "You don't need your coat to treat a tumor."

House: "By all means, let's discuss the failed attempts to contact me, not the reason behind them."

House: "Shocks without shock, an itch that won't stop. She needs Dr. Seuss."

House: "Ebony and Ivory are joined at the hip."

House: "You broke the rules; your girlfriend went blind. When you gamble, you have to consider losing as one of the possibilities."

House: "So you did it because you love her -- but ironically, you never took her into consideration. I can't wait to see what you get her for your anniversary."

House: "Ah the irony; maybe she wouldn't be sick at all if some other lazy cancer researcher hadn't gone home early."

House: "I thought I'd never see you again, little little Greg. You heard me right."

House: "Yesterday you hate me, today you're crying on my shoulder; I can only assume that what I'm hearing is your Aunt Flow telling me that..."

House: "Yes ladies, I am blaming her period. Granted, it's the worst period ever -- but frankly, not by all that much."

House: "In the meantime, get her a pint of cookie-dough ice cream and a DVD of 'Beaches.'"

House: "You really had no choice. On account of being an idiot."

House: "It's a locker room, how else are they gonna learn?"