Big Baby

The team take on the case of a Special Education teacher who spits up blood and collapses in the middle of class. Meanwhile, Cameron finds herself taking on some of Cuddy's duties, including dealing with House, and Foreman has to make a decision concerning Thirteen's participation in the clinical trials.

House: "You exercise your new found power; I squirm under your thumb; resent the student becoming the teacher - then push comes to shove and we all realize what our real roles should be. And then you put out."

House: "It's not an opinion, it's a smoke screen. Throw out a lame idea rather than agree with Foreman's better idea because you're worried that would confirm that he's boldly gone where no man has gone before."

House: "So now you're agreeing? Either you broke up, or you folded because I gave you crap, or you actually agree."

House: "Must be somebody's job to keep me from being reckless and irresponsible."

House: "And just because I call him nobody, doesn't make me a racist."

House: "...I need oral sex. It makes medical sense."

House: "Figured if I asked for something really crazy she'd shoot me down, get the 'I can control House' thing out of her perky little system so the next time I went to her with something only marginally crazy, it would seem marginally reasonable and she'd say 'yes.'"

House: "Who has to go pee in the middle of a nuclear procedure?"

House: "People don't die from peeing."

House: "Please tell her that talking will ruin the test."

House: "I never said her freaky personality's a symptom."

House: "The brain's like the internet; packets of information constantly flowing from one area to another. Plaque in her brain from MS is like a bad server; cuts off the flow."

House: "We could settle this with rock, paper, scissors. But, unfortunately, there are people who adjudicate these disputes."

House: "I'm the last person you'd ever come to for ethical advice, which means you've already asked every other person. No one's given you the answer you want."

House: "Has she invited any of her lesbian friends into bed with you?"

House: "Cuddy's gonna love you. The patient on the other hand is gonna hate you until the day she dies next week. Actually that idiot'll probably forgive you."

House: "Can't give you the proof you want because it's trapped in her head, and the only way I can get at it is to cut it open and rip it out. Which is apparently the one test you won't let me run. So either I do this or I do nothing."

House: "I'm skipping steps because our patient is skipping steps on her way to being dead."

House: "If this doesn't work, her spleen is all yours. Unless I kill her of course."

House: "My old boss. And by 'old' I don't mean 'former."

House: "Our patient loves all things annoying."

House: "She's the earth mother, takes in the rejects and freaks of humanity and tells them they're A-okay. What was different?"

House: "If I threw up on you, you'd be pissed."