The Itch

The team must treat an agoraphobic who refuses to leave his house, and have to work around Cuddy, who is less than thrilled at having hospital equipment relocated. Meanwhile, House is plagued by an itch, and Cameron and Chase have relationship issues.

House: "Anyone can hate humanity after being shot. It takes a big man to hate them beforehand."

House: "There's a reason we evolved the feeling of awkwardness; it tells us not to talk about things."

House: "Any time you want to stop kissing, I'm there for you."

House: "What else can I do? I'm gonna ignore her for the rest of my life."

House: "Yes, the large things in her bra."

House: "Yeah, I fiendishly hid it within the phrase 'I hit that.'"

House: "Pain changes things."

House: "And if the Crazy Fairy were here, she could grant them."

House: "You're nuts. Which makes me nuts for arguing with you."

House: "Whatever you're scared of out there, aren't you more scared of death?"

House: "That's weird. I usually don't get the stigmata until Easter."

House: "Please. Get a girlfriend or a life or something. For me."

House: "He's a lawyer, not an idiot. "

House: "Hey, want to see if your client is actually made of money?"

House: "He likes to reenact the battle of Ypres three times a week, with real gas."