Joy

An ailing man suffers from blackouts and sleepwalks, leading the team to wonder if his sleepwalking is a symptom, or how the man is becoming exposed to something else. When the man's daughter grows ill as well, the team must provide a diagnosis before both die. Meanwhile, Cuddy adopts a newborn but when the birth mother displays a rash, she has to make a decision between putting the mother or daughter at risk.

Cuddy: "It's really not the greatest time for gloating."
House: "There's more than one baby in the sea. The world is full of teenaged boys riding bareback."
Cuddy: "No, I'm done. I can't go through that again."
House: "You're quitting, just like you quit IVF."
Cuddy: "Yeah, just like that."
House: "There, you just said it again. That's too bad. You would have made a great mother."
Cuddy: "You son of a bitch. When I was getting a baby, you told me I would suck as a mother. Now that I've lost it, you tell me I'd be great as a mother. Why do you NEED to negate EVERYTHING!?"
House: "I don't know."

House: "What they don't confess to is almost always more interesting."

House: "I'm sure she'll be thrilled to hand her crack baby off to a doctor."

House: "They've explained the return policy, right? It's worse than video games."

House: "It's good news. The great news is she insists there's no way she's gonna change her mind, which means she's actually thought about changing her mind, which means she's not sure she's ready to be a mom, which means she shouldn't be a mom, which means she's gonna change her mind, the only question is when."

House: "Sleeping Beauty has a jones for Snow White."

House: "Looks like the kid thing's working out great for you: all of the shopping, none of the stretch marks."

House: "There's no unconditional love, only unconditional need. Don't make a child a victim of your biological clock."

House: "Wow, can you remove spleens with your mind, too?"

House: "Judgments are never made in a vacuum."

House: "Everybody's happy until they unwrap the pretty present and find they got a wall clock in the shape of Africa."

House: "What we thought was either weirdness or maturity in the kid was just blandness."

House: "Just because you can't feel pleasure doesn't mean you don't want it."

House: "Treatment tends to be hit and miss once you're at the sweating blood stage."

House: "But hey, there's more than one baby in the sea. World's full of teenage boys riding bareback."