Birthmarks

While en route to his father's funeral, House must help the team with a differential diagnosis on a young Chinese girl who has collapsed under mysterious circumstances.

House: "Lost track of your speed"? I think that was Hitler's excuse. "Lost track of the Jews."

House: "My mom didn't call Cuddy, she called you! I knew you couldn't stay away. I knew you loved me too much."
Wilson: "I'm doing this for your mom."
House: "I'm not doing this at all. Join me on the dark side!"

Wilson: "I guess no one gets to choose who their parents are. I'm not sure anymore we even choose who our friends are. I spoke with Cuddy, she hasn't filled my position yet."
House: " If you're coming back because you're attracted to the shine of my neediness. I'd be okay with that."
Wilson: "I'm coming back because you're right. That strange annoying trip we just took was the most fun I've had since Amber died."
House: "You hungry?"
House: "Wilson. My dad's dead."
Wilson: "Yeah. My sympathies."

House: "I'm not deflecting because I'm avoiding something deep. I'm deflecting because I'm avoiding something shallow."

House: "Those Chinese surgeons make beautiful stitches with those tiny little hands."

House: "Eulogy, derived from the Greek for 'good word.' Now if she'd asked me to deliver a bastardogy, I'd be happy to."

House: "Make it fast; I don't want to miss the anal cavity search."

House: "I'm a doctor; when someone tries to call you three times, it's code for pick up the damn phone before someone dies."

House: "It was a boring convention. I needed somebody to drink with."

House: "Forget Louisiana -- the man was driving recklessly through your comatose village. Do they put lead in the jelly donuts here?"

House: "All the neighbors were doing it. Keeping up with the Chenses."

House: "Let her vomit through the MRI, that's what nurses are for."

House: "Pins. Some people use them to tailor a shirt, others use them to kill a baby."

House: "Shockingly, not all religious leaders are honest. But I'm guessing these particular monks are bilking the faithful by sticking a magnet up Buddha's butt."

House: "Are you kidding? She's lucky. We're all screwed up by our parents, but she's got documentation."