Adverse Events

A painter's undiagnosed illness affects his work, and House and his team must look at the man's paintings to determine what's wrong with him.



Cuddy: "How did you know that I liked roses?"
House: "I was in your house last night."

House: "You don't like her shoes, you like her legs."

House: "Not talking fever here, is she all curvy and perky?"

House: "Most idiots don't have that much ambition."

House: "But three unproven, untested drugs, it's like the Mod Squad -- no one can stop them."

House: "Sex can be dismissed as hormonal or emotional and be genuinely regretted. Money is always a calculated decision."

House: "World's-sorest-knees-isil. Cuddy used to have that title by the way."

House: "I know head and heart start with the same three letters, but you've got to read all the way to the end."

House: "That's a symptom of trying to cram hospital food down a throat he can barely get air down."

House: "On the other hand, figured she probably wouldn't figure me as the Photoshopping a photo and planting it in an obscure college paper type either."











































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