House: "I had a heart attack this morning. I can't do any more drugs 'til at least lunch. "
House: "This a Philanderers Anonymous intervention? "
House: "Can't really say 'yes' when it's a hallucination asking. "
House: "An incredibly rare neurological symptom is boring? Am I in someone else's hallucination? "
House: "A blowup doll would be more useful; and yes, that's the first time I've implied something negative about a blowup doll. "
House: "If he had a brain, he wouldn't be tending bar. "
House: "Sorry, wide stance. "
House: "As long as I'm risking my life, I might as well be watching a talkie. "
House: "1-800-Dial-A-Wilson. "
House: "I'm branching out from self-loathing and self destruction. "
