House: "You gonna trust me? I lie about everything. "
House: "I can't even have a conversation with you in my subconscious without her tagging along. "
House: "If I were kidding, I'd dress like you. "
House: "Your biggest problem is I don't know what your biggest problem is. "
House: "Whoever wore this shirt... hasn't showered since Sunday. Without the Vicodin, I'd have never been able to remember that. "
House: "Trust me, I want to do very nasty demeaning stuff to your girlfriend. "
House: "I need time for my brain to transition so I can embrace my inner monkey. "
House: "Don't blame me, blame my gender. "
