Living the Dream

House is convinced one of the actors on his favorite soap opera (guest star Jason Lewis) "Prescription Passion" has a serious medical condition after observing his symptoms on television. House decides to intervene and take matters into his own hands, but both the actor and House's own team dismiss House's assessment and do not believe there is anything wrong with him. Meanwhile, much to House's delight, Amber and Wilson have their first argument, and Cuddy tries to keep up appearances when an inspector makes an unexpected visit to Princeton-Plainsboro.

House: "As opposed to shows that represent the world exactly the way it is, like...can't think of any. Good thing because they would suck. And be redundant. "

House: "I kidnapped you and you're surprised I lied to you? "

House: "This is a whole new experience in super hi-def. I had no idea Marie wore an under wire. "

House: "Pack your manhood in ice; maybe the hospital can re-attach it. "

House: "Confirmation is for wimps and alter boys. "

House: "We don't need to wait for a reflex. If he can't get engorged the way God intended then he can't get engorged. "

House: "I let the crap pile up, wait to see which team member is the most self-flagellating and breaks down and cleans up the mess. "

House: "Yes, all pretty girls are interchangeable. "

House: "Thing is, hope's for sissies. "

House: "Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance. "