House: "It's a pretty simple string of logic actually: you make people miserable, then they do what you want them to do, because then the misery goes away. "
House: "Genetic defect; nice. "
House: "Okay, maybe I am biased. Let's take a vote. Who thinks niceness is not a symptom? "
House: "I didn't invite you to be nice; I invited you because bowling isn't one of the two things guys do by themselves. "
House: "Cameron only has one insufferable friend? "
House: "That top makes you look like an Afghani prostitute. "
House: "You're either perfect or sick. "
House: "Thank you from saving me from being righteoused to death. "
House: "I like Cuddy. Or parts of her. "
House: "When you think about it, the more I mock you, the more it proves my respect for you. "
House: "Run him for everything you can think of: lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of. "
House: "Good news is, he's running out of organs to fail. "
House: "So syphilis prevents domestic violence. I'm gonna be even more attractive to the ladies. "
