Frozen
House and his team have to diagnose a case at a distance when a researcher at a South Pole base is taken ill.
House: "Your theory is: I cared, therefore I let her keep her socks on? If that's what love is, I don't want anything to do with it."
House: "He drilled a hole in your skull after drinking your pee. I think he's up for this."
House: "Tell her to walk north until she runs into a hospital."
House: "Did they teach that before or after the class on fondling your inner child?"
House: "We could, but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts."
House: "Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text."
House: "I'm a complicated man: I loathe her for many reasons."
House: "Coma Guy needs cable. Women's billiards is the only thing keeping him alive."
House: "Slippery slope -- today we withhold porn, tomorrow it's clean bandages."