Games

Under Cuddy's pressure to choose his team, House gives the candidates a case of a former punk rock star who is a drug user. Whoever diagnoses the patient is going to have a future as a member of House's team.

House: "There's something freeing about being a loser, isn't there?"

House: "Dr. Cuddy -- the face that launched a thousand long faces."

House: "You got three choices in life: be good, get good or give up. You've gone for column D; why? The simple answer is: if you don't try, you can't fail. Are you really that simple?"

House: "Odd. You care if I appreciate your music, but you don't care if you live or die. Maybe the answer really is that simple."

House: "Clinic's been quarantined. Patient came in complaining of avian flu like symptoms. And fifty extra dollars in spending money."

House: "Minus five for ingratitude. No 'Thank you, Doctor,' 'Here's a bottle of codeine for your troubles, Doctor.'"

House: "Pretty sure there's no irony-body connection. But itd be ironic if there was."

House: "You were doing better before you had a good idea."

House: "I've heard not all lawyers are as ethical as the ones we see on TV."

House: "Remind me of your influences here. I'm gonna say, Thelonius Monk and the sound a trash compactor makes when you crawl inside it."

House: "There are three choices in life: be good, get good or give up. You went for column D. Why?"