You Don't Want To Know

House treats a magician but comes to believe he's faking illness to cover up his own incompetence. Meanwhile, House pits the fellows against each other in his version of an immunity challenge.

House: "I finally have a case of lupus."

House: "You let her greedy fingers right into my cookie jar. Which, sadly, is not as dirty as it sounds."

House: "I noticed a trend: if no one does anything, sick people often get sicker."

House: "Would've been more impressive if he'd predicted he wasn't gonna die. Course that takes longer."

House: "Cole has traveled through the forest of crustaceans to bring us a treasure. He has earned his reward."

House: "Skirt that tight, you got no secrets. Skirt that tight, I can tell if you've got an IUD."

House: "Ladies and Gentlemen! I have nothing in my hands, nothing up my sleeve. I do have something in my pants but that's not going to help with this particular trick..."

House: "I need you to bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy."

House: "...Also she's wearing a red bra today. Like I'm the only one who noticed. Means the downstairs will match."

House: "You have to leave work by 6pm, but you make time for man dates?"

House: "You handed over her panties; don't think gallantry's an option at this point."