Ugly
A film crew and the candidates are following around House distracting him while he is trying to diagnose a teenager who suffers from a heart attack prior to a serious plastic surgery.
House: "How many lives have been lost because of pretty girls?"
House: "We dismissed Lyme Disease hours ago. Put on some mascara and try again."
House: "Bad ideas indicate an open mind."
House: "Did you just insult me in Pig Latin?"
House: "Come on kid, you're ugly. Means you gotta be smart enough to know there's a bigger issue here than your face."
House: "You think your dad wants to kill you because you're so ugly? Be grateful, anywhere else in the animal kingdom, your parents would have eaten you at birth."
House: "Just a warning: if we have to start getting 'consent' every time we do a procedure, soon it'll be 'informed' consent they'll want."
House: "To do what I always do in these situations. Treat my patient behind his back and make him better."
House: "You're right about me being wrong and wrong about you being right."
House: "If you want fair, you picked the wrong job, and the wrong profession. And the wrong species. Treat this patient just like he's just another really, really, ugly kid."
House: "Because she's got way more diagnostic experience than the other swimsuit models I was considering."
House: "I became a doctor because of the movie Patch Adams."
House: "My eyes look better in rooms with summer colors."
House: "The less obvious point is, I need my team to be unafraid of the metaphorical fart."
House: "Can I stare at your wardrobe and question your ass?"
