Mirror Mirror

House deals with a patient who mirrors the personality of anyone he meets. Meanwhile, Foreman is put in charge of overseeing the fellowship candidates.

House: "So, um, if I need them, where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls?"

House: "Did you get a raise, because then you're a whore. Or didn't you, because then you're a stupid whore."

House: "If his name was Attila Von Weinershnitzel I'd say you're onto something."

House: "Because if you deal with the patient, he'll start singing Osmonds songs and proposing to five nurses at once."

House: "Any country with that low an age of consent but that high a rate of suicide isn't thinking straight."

House: "Who here doesn't have any health insurance? None? None at all? Michael Moore was right. MRI's, PET scans, neuro-psych tests and private rooms for these patients. Fight the power!"

House: "Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. That's how I stay so happy."

House: "Have you guys heard any of my metaphors yet? Well come on, sit on grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals; immune system's the police. Seriously Grumpy, get up here, it'll make us both happy."

House: "So now you've electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. I like the dedication."

House: "People don't learn; people don't change. But you did. You're a freak."