Guardian Angels

House finds that some of his own fellowship students will do whatever it takes, when they deal with a woman who believes she can talk to the dead.

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House: "I'm a jerk to everyone. Best way to protect yourself from lawsuits."

House: "You actually think I'd take a patient who had a seizure in a funeral home if the ER hadn't already ruled out embalming fluid?"

House: "Don't think of it as digging up a body; think of it as keeping another one from getting buried."

Cuddy: "Doctor's lounge is covered in mud."
House: "Thirteen and Manipulative Bitch had a disagreement and the cafeteria was out of jello."

House: "Just a little piece of the brain. Seemed a waste, the guy wasn't using it anymore."

House: "Does my breath smell bated to you?"

House: "I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it; it'd be insensitive."

House: "Great. The only way he could turn down any more cheeks is by pulling down his pants."

House: "You couldn't let her get to second base to get the test done?"