The Right Stuff

House is secretly trying to treat a fighter pilot who is a candidate for NASA's astronaut training program. Her diagnosis will be the test to choose which ones of the 40 applicants are going to take the empty spots in his team.

House: "I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex, but hopefully they're already fired."

House: "Would you condemn this woman to a life where people look at her face when they talk to her?"

House: "It's a myth that fake hooters blow up at high altitude; she'll be fine. It is a myth, isn't it? Just think of it as one giant rack for mankind."

House: "Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people."

House: "Luckily violence isn't the last resort. Extortion is. Go ahead. Extort her."

House: "So you called me? The guy with one good leg and zero leverage."

House: "Paging me during Judge Judy -- not a good way to win my affections."

House: "Stop it! This argument's distracting every male and lesbian here."

House: "Seventeen's a stupid number."

House: "Heeeeeeeeere's Osama!"

Greta: "I'm a Captain in the Air Force; about to start a new assignment. NASA's astronaut training program."
House: "I discovered salt and created FM radio."

House: "Oh Yeah, twenty minutes in my office schmoozing about their love of Algerian surfing movies is a much better system."

House: "You many not have legs, but you have ears. I suggest you use them."