Act Your Age
A 6-year-old girl suffers ailments expected in patients much older. Tensions between Chase and Cameron lead House to intentionally assign them to the same tasks, including investigating the young girl's home.
House: "I asked you what two plus two equals and a day later you tell me, 'Not twenty-five."
House: "Some idiot gave me two tickets for a play tonight. Saved his life. Apparently worth $186."
House: "Never is just reven spelled backwards."
House: "Panty hamster get a spin on its wheel?"