Needle In A Haystack
House and his staff must deal with a teenage Gypsy boy suffering from inexplicable respiratory distress. However, House has bigger issues on his mind: Cuddy has given away his handicapped spot.
House: "The only thing I hate more than a thief is a crippled thief."
House: "Hey, you can't yell at a guy in a wheelchair."
House: "You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack."
House: "My life is just one horror after another."
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