One Day, One Room
While House is forced to work full-time in the clinic and deal with a rape victim who insists on confiding with him, Cameron deals with a terminal cancer patient trying to take advantage of her state of mind
Cuddy: "Is that Vicodin?"
House: "Breath mint. Thought you were going to kiss me"
House: "You've never seen an after school special? Dawson's Creek? How do you get to thirty and not know about condoms?"
House: "If we were to care about every person suffering on this planet, life would shut down."
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