Finding Judas
House takes the case of a young girl who has been diagnosed with pancreitis. When he takes her divorced parents to court to force them to allow treatment because they can't agree, the judge awards guardianship of the girl to Cuddy. Meanwhile, Tritter continues his strategy to force House to admit to his drug use by offering one of the team members a deal.
House: "This thing won me second place in the clinic's weekly 'Weirdest thing pulled out of an orifice' contest."
House: "If I'm in a buttload of pain, I need a buttload of pills."
House: "Good thing you failed to become a mom because you suck at it!"