Son Of Coma Guy

House decides to awaken a comatose patient so he can question the man regarding the family history of his son, who may have a genetic condition and the father is the only living relative. Meanwhile, Wilson confronts House about the stolen prescription pad as Tritter approaches Cameron, Chase, and Foreman in an attempt to divide the team and reveal their loyalties.

Wilson: "What're you doing down here? Thought you usually have lunch with Coma Guy."
House: "This is Vegetative-state Guy. Better company."

Chase: "You have no reason to think any manner of drugs will wake a man from a coma."
House: "Vegetative state. Much easier. This guy's no Terri Schiavo, his brain's all there, he moves around, muscles have barely atrophied, just waiting for a fairy-tale kiss. After I do that, stick a needle in him."

House: "I'm risking getting sued. That's the only objection here."
Cuddy: "You'll be torturing him and his family."
House: "Good news for Legal. Only family he's got is upstairs dying."

Wilson: "Ahh! Rumor in the cafeteria was Caustic Guy was waking up Coma Guy."
House: "Technically, Vegetative State Guy was woken by... yeah, Caustic Guy."

House: "...Everything is conditional. You just can't always anticipate the conditions."

House: [to a man waking up from a 10 year vegatative state] "...We use recyclable clothes now. Wear them once, then eat them."

Vegatative State Guy: "You know what? I didn't let you come along so you could suck all the fun out of my one day of life."
House: "Well, you're out of luck, 'cause that's totally why I'm here."