Fools For Love
House takes the case of a young woman who has been rushed to the hospital with problems breathing and severe stomach pain after she and her husband were robbed. After her husband collapses, the team believes the couple's illnesses are related. Meanwhile, Michael Tritter, a clinic patient, causes problems for House that could have serious ramifications.
House: "You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty."
House: "Sorry. I already met this month's quota of useless tests for stubborn idiots."
House: "Twenty-year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often."