Informed Consent
House and team try to cure an esteemed medical researcher they all admire who doesn't want treatment but wants to end his life; the daughter of a clinic patient develops an insatiable crush on House.
House: "Take this four times a day. And stay off airplanes. They're flying cesspools."
House: "Somehow I just can't imagine you taking a Jell-O shot."
House: "I try to kill him, you're mad. I don't kill him, you're mad."
House: "I'm a cripple, remember? Accommodations must be made."