Who's Your Daddy
A 16-year-old Hurricane Katrina victim suffering from hallucinations as a result of the tragedy is brought to House by his former bandmate who recently found out the girl is his daughter. Although House fears his friend is being scammed, he takes the case. As he works his way through the girl's lies so he can diagnose and treat her, he's forced to tell a few lies of his own
House: "Donor 1284 likes square dancing. No one likes square dancing."
House: "She needed to be hurt. I wanted to hurt her. Win-win."
Chase: "Her heart's fragile after that last attack! The chances of tachycardia are ..."
House: "You have my permission to blame Foreman in any negligence trial."
Wilson: "Are you trying to end this discussion by grossing me out? I'm an oncologist, most of my patients have their skin sloughing off."
Wilson: "So does this guy have pictures of you being nice to him?"
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