House vs God

House treats a 15 year old faith healer, while Wilson feels left out when he finds out House isn't planning on inviting him to his weekly poker game.

Boyd: "God says you look for excuses to be alone."
House: "See, that is exactly the kind of brilliance that sounds deep, but you could say it about any person who doesn't pine for the social approval of everyone he meets - which you were cleverly able to deduce about me by not being a moron. Next time, tell God to be more specific."

House: "You know it's all nice when people start to dig these holes, but then they start to live in these holes and get angry when someone pushes dirt into those holes. Come out of your holes people!!!"

Patient: "The nurses talk about you a lot."
House: "Don't believe them. I keep a sock in my pants."

House: "Gotta go-building full of sick people. If I can hurry, maybe I can avoid them."

Chase: "The honor of working for you is not worth a felony charge."

House: "You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic."

Chase: "You're gonna talk to a patient?"
House: "God talks to him. It'd be arrogant of me to assume that I'm better than God."

House: "Isn't it interesting... religious behavior is so close to being crazy that we can't tell them apart."

Wilson: "And that's why religious belief annoys you. Because if the universe operates by abstract rules you can learn them, you can protect yourself. If a Supreme Being exists he can squash you any time he wants."
House: "He knows where I am."

Wilson: "Can this wait five minutes?"
House: "Is she dying?"
Wilson: "Yes."
House: "Before the end of this consult?"
Wilson: "They could build monuments to your self-centeredness."

House: "They could build monuments to your self-centeredness."
Wilson: "And you're worried about trademark infringement?"
House: "Then he passes on advice from God so he can watch them jump. It's a power trip."
Wilson: "Ah, and there the similarities end."

Wilson: "House! Why the hell did you let an unstable patient wander the hallways?!?"
House: "His leash broke."

House: "So, you're a faith healer. Or is that a pejorative? Do you prefer something like "divine health management"?"