Sleeping Dogs Lie
House has to work fast when a woman comes in with a life-threatening case of insomnia. Meanwhile Cameron is angry at Foreman for stealing an article she worked on.
Cameron: "If we want this to not get in the way of our friendship, I think we both have to apologize and put it behind us."
Foreman: "I like you, really...we have a good time working together. But ten years from now, we're not gonna be hanging out, having dinners. Maybe we'll exchange Christmas cards, say "Hi," give a hug if we're at the same conference...we're not friends, we're colleagues... and I don't have anything to apologize for."
Cameron: "If she talks, if she does the decent thing, then you don't get to solve your puzzle, your game's over, and you lose."
House: "Yeah. I want to save her. I'm morally bankrupt."
House: "I'm a night owl, Wilson's an early bird. We're different species."
Cuddy: "Then move him into his own cage."
House: "Who'll clean the droppings from mine?"
Cameron: "Do you have any idea what it feels like to have a six-foot long hose shoved into your large intestine?"
House: "No, but I now have a much greater respect for whichever basketball player you dated in college."