Clueless
House believes a woman is trying to kill her husband and tries to find the proof to confirm his suspicions. When Wilson moves in with House after separating from his wife, he learns Wilson is a great cook.
House: "Awesome. A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search."
Wilson: "Now, why do you have a season pass to The New Yankee Workshop?"
House: "It's a complete moron working with power tools-- how much more suspenseful can you get?"
House: "Lungs, skin... skin, lungs... Sklungs?"
Cameron: "His wife arranged it for an anniversary present. And if you ask me, if two people really trust each other, a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage."
House: "Okay, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment."