Sex Kills
House takes the case of a man who experienced a seizure but wasn't aware it happened. When the man suffers a heart attack and needs a heart transplant, the team races to diagnose a dead woman's illness so they can harvest her heart to save their living patient.
Cameron: "She's positive for gonorrhea."
House: "I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy."
Cuddy: "Don't you think this is a little manipulative?"
House: "No, I think it's hugely manipulative."
House: "Key to a long love/life-exotic women, boring cheese."
House: "When guys have brain/crotch problems, it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little."
House: "So I have to wonder what could be more humiliating then someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical?"
House: "Wilson! How long can you go without sex?"
Wilson: "How long can you go without annoying people?"
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