Distractions
While a severely burned teenager is admitted and his blood tests come back with strange results, House makes himself the guinea pig in his own unofficial tests of a new drug designed to treat migraines to prove a former medical school colleague is wrong about the drug.
Cameron: "His brain is like a waiter that's got too many..."
House: "Hey! I do the metaphors!"
House: "I'm looking for a distraction. You don't need to talk to do that, do you?"
Cameron: "What are you looking for?"
House: "Same as you. Love, acceptance, a solid return in investment."
Cameron: "Could pain medication cause an orgasm?"
House: "I wish."