Deception

With Foreman as House's supervisor, the team must figure out if a woman who cried wolf too many times is really ill.

House: "Work smart, not hard. That's my philosophy, boss."

House: "Labs, schmabs. A good diagnostician reads between the labs."

Anica: "You know, I was gonna ask what a respectable doctor was doing at an OTB parlor; somehow that question doesn't seem relevant anymore."
House: "What's your excuse?"
Anica: "Turns me on."
House: "Yeah, what else turns you on? Drugs? Casual sex? Rough sex? Casual rough sex? I'm a doctor; I need to know."

House: "Yeah, well, being hospitalized a lot certainly points to nothing being wrong with you."

Foreman: "You were right."
House: "Hey hey hey, we're not here to play the blame game. These things happen. Sometimes doctors send people out on the street to die after other doctors warned them that they were sending them out on the street to die. There's no way you could know."

House: "At the end of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf," the wolf really does come. And he eats the sheep... and the boy... and his parents."
Chase: "The wolf doesn't eat the parents!"
House: "It does when I tell it."

House: "Chase killed that woman, now Foreman's in charge?"
Cuddy: "Yeah, we have a pecking order here, if Cameron kills somebody, Chase takes over. There's a flow chart in the lobby."

House: "Sorry, I missed that. Hearing's been off since the Ricky Martin concert-some cholo kicked me in the head."

Cameron: "That's the irony of women in charge, they don't like other women in charge."

Cameron: "How would you describe my leadership skills?"
House: "Nonexistent. Otherwise excellent."

Foreman: "Do you think there's any way House would take me seriously as his boss?"
Wilson: "Where is this coming from? Did Cuddy say something?"
Foreman: "We talked. She intimated."
Wilson: "And you want my advice on how to usurp him? It's very ancient Rome: you'll need a toga, and of course, a sword."

Foreman: "What do you expect me to do, House? Quit? Cry?"
House: "Actually, I expect you to act like what you are - my employee, my subordinate ... my bitch."