Daddy's Boy

A Princeton student who is graduating suffers a seizure while partying at a frat house. House's parents also drop by to see their son.

Cameron: "So it's OK to lie to House, but not to a patient."
Cuddy: "Yep!"

Wilson: "I lied. I've been lying to you in increasing amounts ever since I told you you looked good unshaved, a year ago. It's a little experiment, you know, see where you draw the line."

House: "Now we're getting somewhere."
Foreman: "Where?"
House: "I have no idea."

House: "Gimme a reason to get out of this, and I'll tell you who started the rumor about you being a transsexual."
Cuddy: "There is no such rumor."
House: "There will be unless you get me out of this dinner."

Wilson: "If you have the money, then why did you need the loan?"
House: "I didn't. Just wanted to see if you would give it to me. I've been borrowing increasing amounts ever since you lent me forty dollars a year ago. A little experiment to see where you draw the line."
Wilson: "You're ... you're trying to...objectively measure how much I value our friendship?!"
House: "Hey, it's five grand. You've got nothing to be ashamed of."