Kids

During an meningitis outbreak which overwhelms the clinic, House is drawn to a single patient: a 12-year-old whose symptoms don't quite match everyone else's. House, Foreman, and Chase must devise ingenious ways and locations to treat the girl's delicate condition in the middle of the chaos, and make an unexpected discovery. Meanwhile, House asks Cameron to come back to her job but she has one requirement that he might not be able to meet.

Cuddy: "You just don't want to deal with the epidemic."
House: "That's right. I'm subjecting a twelve-year-old to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests to avoid being bored. Okay, maybe I would do that, but I'm not."

House: "You Jewish?"
Dr. Petra Gilmar: "Yeah."
House: "Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay?"
Dr. Petra Gilmar: "Two hours of begging?"
House: "I heard four."
Dr. Petra Gilmar: "Well, actually I'm only half-Jewish."

House: "You actually speak four languages, or you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does?"

House: "Nonconformity, right. I can't remember the last time I saw a 20-something kid with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. You are one wicked free thinker. You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. Wear a pocket protector like he does and get a haircut. Like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20 hours stretches, they're the ones who don't care what you think. Sayonara."

House: "The eyes can mislead, the smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth."