Heavy

House must fire one of his doctors and leaves them to think about it while they deal with an overweight 10-year old child who suffered a heart attack as the result of taking diet pills. House is also faced with a woman who won't accept surgery for a 30 lb. tumor because she wants to remain overweight.



House: "Physician-patient confidentiality protects me from annoying conversations."

House: "You ever see an infected pierced scrotum?"
Cuddy: "Um, no, but I know a few people on whom I'd like to see it happen."

House: "Figures you'd try and come up with a solution where no one gets hurt. The problem is, the world doesn't work that way just 'cause you want it to."
Cameron: "Figures you'd stall and refuse to deal with the issue. Problem is, the world doesn't go away just because you want it to."

House: "Why would you support someone who screws up?"
Cameron: "Because I'm not insanely insecure. And because I can actually trust in another human being, and I am not an angry, misanthropic son of a bitch."
House: "I'm sorry, you said you weren't angry."

Foreman: "Ten year olds do not have heart attacks. It's gotta be a mistake."
House: "Right. The simplest explanation is she's a forty-year-old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on. "

Wilson: "You are uniquely talented in many areas, but office politics is not one of them."














































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