Cursed

A 12-year-old boy believes he's cursed after a Ouija board tells him he's going to die, and his father makes increasing demands on House as they try to diagnose the boy's pneumonia-like symptoms and incongruous rash. Meanwhile, Chase's estranged father, a renowned doctor from Australia, visits and House invites him to sit in, much to Chase's discomfort. When House diagnoses the boy's illnees, the young patient is forced to face the idea that his father may not be everything he believes.

House: "You mentioned two obscure diseases to Dr. Chase. How'd you know about them?"
Patient: "I read about them on the internet."
House: "So, what'd you search for? Diseases from Asia that don't match my son's symptoms."

Cameron: "Parents are never as bad as kids think they are."

House: "As fascinating as our bodies are, they're also stupid."

Cuddy: "Just enlarged hylar lymph nodes."
House: "Tiny unicorns goring his bronchial tubes would be cooler."

House: "You want to know how two chemicals interact. Do you ask them? No, they're going to lie through their lying little chemical teeth. Throw them in a beaker and apply heat."

Chase: "How would you feel if I interfered in your personal life?"
House: "I'd hate it. That's why I cleverly have no personal life. "