Detox

While trying to figure out why a young patient won't stop bleeding after a car wreck, House takes Cuddy's challenge and goes off Vicodin for a week in exchange for no clinic duty for a month. If House and his team can't determine the source of his patient's blood loss, the 16-year-old car victim will die in a matter of days. As House's withdrawal symptoms become more and more severe, his patient directives for his patient are more harsh and risky than usual, and Foreman and Cameron are afraid he may not be thinking clearly enough to save the patient's life.

House: " take risks; sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math."

Wilson: "She's hot, so she's a hooker? What kind of pathetic logic is that?"
House: "The envious, jealous, I-never-got-any-in-high-school kind of logic, hello! "

House: ""Hypo-gonadism". Ain't that a great word? Thanks - we don't get to say it enough."

House: "I said I was an addict. I didn't say I had a problem."

House: "Very noble gesture. My favorite kind - dramatic, yet completely empty."

Lola: "Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, you should at least be able to see it in other people."
House: "Yeah. Right. True love. That's just how we match organs these days. There's a couple in France, high school sweethearts - they're trading brains."

House: "What, you're saying I've only got one friend?"
Wilson: "Uh, and who...?"
House: "...Kevin, in Bookkeeping."
Wilson: "Okay, well first of all, his name's Carl."
House: "I call him Kevin. It's a secret "friendship club" name."

Cuddy: "You know, there are other ways to manage pain."
House: "Like what, laughter? Meditation? Got a guy who can fix my third chakra?"

House: "I've been alienating people since I was three."

House: "You take a perverse pleasure at turning me down."
Cuddy: "It's what I live for. Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. Ask me something I can say "yes" to."

House: "If the pills ran my life, I'd agree with you, but it's my leg busy calendaring what I can't do."