The Socratic Method

Dr. House is intrigued by the symptoms of a schizophrenic woman, who displays mixed symptoms, including a tumor, but soon realizes the source of her problems isn't the obvious. House confronts his birthday and Chase confronts his past when the mother's son tries to keep up with her condition

House: "Ah, my birthday. Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the Sun one more time; I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again."

Cuddy: "Good morning, Dr. House."
House: "Good morning, Dr. Cuddy! Love that outfit. Says, I'm professional, but I'm still a woman. Actually, it sorta yells the second part."
Cuddy: "Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too."

Foreman: "Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him - he got a transplant."
House: "Yeah. Well, Lucy can't switch hit."

House: "So, when I said "no psych meds", I'm just curious, which word didn't you understand?"
Foreman: "The Haldol had nothing to do with the bleed. You know that. I used it purely as a chemical restraint."
House: "Oh, great, well, that's good to hear. So she won't experience any of those pesky little side effects you get when your motives aren't pure."