Damned If Your Do

A nun whose hands are red, swollen and cracked is sent to House. The nun believes it is stigmata, but House suspects an allergic reaction. He gives her some pills, which cause her to become unable to breathe. As her condition worsens, her fellow sisters pray for her while House and his team work to discover the cause of her illness while House has to wonder if he misadministered the illness

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House: "You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways."

House: "She has God inside her. It would have been easier to deal with a tumor"

House: "I've been a doctor for years why do I have to keep assuring people I know what I'm doing?"

House: "I am both amused and annoyed that you think I should be less stubborn than you are"

Nun: "Sister Augustine believes in things that aren't real."
House: "I thought that was a job requirement for you people."




















































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